Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
oh my god
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
me about everything
just want 2 thank the lord jesus peach flavored jelly bean savior that gaydrienbrody is in my english class